Platinum Lace | London's No.1 Lap Dancing & Strip Club | Piccadilly Circus, London

Elsa, please don’t change your ability to talk to people. When you walk into a place you want to feel welcome. Elsa is like a heart of gold with her customer service. The way that she is able to provide rapid service makes the environment feel just right. Recommend when you walk in ask for her or Amy they will provide you with all the tools to have a good time.

I had a horrible experience. I left feeling violated, used, and scammed. Upon entry, you are greeted with overly confident aggressive security who think they can intimidate anyone by their mere presence. No surprises there though as this is typical security behaviour. We eventually entered and were addressed by a rude hostess in red. She was abrupt and seemed inconvenienced by our presence, she was making silly sarcastic comments etc. I asked to pay my entry fee in cash and she gave me a dirty look like I committed a cardinal sin lol. Then we entered and got pestered straight away. The girls are very attractive but there to extract as much money as possible from you, and they act like they’re doing the world a favour for doing it. The biggest scam of the century was £150 for a lap dance, and she still pestered me afterwards! And she suggested I should ask for her number, which was very odd. All in all, don’t come here. Save your money and go to Amsterdam.

I would have given a higher rating as they really have gorgeous ladies. However the biggest let down is, it’s so dark. Private lap dances are in very dark cubicles, so dark that you won’t get a proper look at the lady doing a lap dance in front of you, which is useless because you paid to see naked bodies yet you don’t get to see them clearly. I don’t think I’m going back to this place. I wanna clearly see naked bodies if I’m spending good money for it.

Elsa, please don’t change your ability to talk to people. When you walk into a place you want to feel welcome. Elsa is like a heart of gold with her customer service. The way that she is able to provide rapid service makes the environment feel just right. Recommend when you walk in ask for her or Amy they will provide you with all the tools to have a good time.